We Missed Your Butts.

Hey you. Betcha think we forgot about you…

Well we didn’t. There’s just been a lot going on is all… You may have heard something about it — The Great Netflix Famine of 2020? The Cover Uggo Faces with Face-Masks Initiative? The Hand-Sanitizer is Skincare Craze?

Time to Re-Open DG!

It’s been a little distracting with so many crisis’ at once — but I’ve been informally & indirectly told by the Governor that we can open up some in-person operations here at DG real soon.

So let me fill you in on what we have in store for Re-Opening in June after all our BA-Staffers took a whack at these Responsible Restart Ohio guidelines. We’ve been busy while you all have been bored. So read-up, we’re excited to kickoff — so lets train-on & kick-ass my dudes!

—Coach Matt

Option-1 // The COVID Membership (Starts June 1st)

$100/mo with Limited Availability, This is how you get back into the Gym, with Staff supervised training, and picking up with Hustle, Powerlifting, or Weightlifting programs!

Q: When can I sign-up, and when is the first class-opening?

A: Now, Email us at Members@TheDirtyGym.com if you’re interested in grabbing an AM or PM shift to come into the Gym for Training. We will also be contacting many of our previous Club Members personally to ensure they get a chance to grab one of the limited slots we have.

Q: What do I get for $100/mo?

A: The Gym will be open for you and a select few other clients three times per week (Super Exclusive!). When you show up your Personal Concierge-Staff member will help guide you through a Refreshing Decontamination process, lead you to your own Semi-Non-Private Training Space, and then mentor you through one of three Expertly-Crafted Programs for the day.

• Price: $100/Month

• Days-Open: Monday / Wednesday / Friday Only

• Choose: AM-Crew (7:00AM) or PM-Crew (5:30PM)

• Programs: Hustle, Powerlifting, and Weightlifting Available

• Perks: Participate in the Beta of our Online Class Platform Group

• Staff: Our Expert Staff to Supervise

All jokes aside, we know the experience will be different from the Class Membership prior to COVID, so we’re knocking the price down for this limited time! This is something a little different while we operate under the Responsible Restart Ohio plan, and we know some of you are excited to join us again!

Q: What is DG doing to meet Ohio’s COVID-Guidelines?

A: This one was pretty easy — Here’s just a few things: (1) We’ve drastically stepped up our Sanitation Quality & Frequency using Hospital Grade Cleaners; (2) Our Facility & Training is now setup to support social distancing, Sanitation, and “Non-Contact Training” guidelines, (3) Our Staff will be in PPE (face-masks & gloves when necessary), and (4) we’ll be using our Zenplanner reservation system to ensure we meet Class-limits as we re-open.

Q: What would I have to do to meet DG’s COVID-Guidelines?

A: We’ll dive more into this with those signing up for this training option — but here’s the deal: (1) You’ll need to reserve and keep-to your time slot prior to coming in (e.g., AM or PM shift), (2) We encourage you to wear a face-mask while coming into or going from the facility, but not during training, (3) You’ll have to contribute to sanitizing any equipment you touch, and (4) Follow Staff guidance on “Non-Contact Training” and posted guidelines around the Gym.

Q: Is this the only way to come back into the gym?

A: For now, yes. We’ll be following the Ohio Guidance closely, and taking it month-by-month as it changes. This is why we’re offering something different for now.

Q: I have so many more questions!?

A: We got you — We’re planning a Gym-Town-Hall (on Zoom) very soon for some Q&A. But for now you can fire away questions via email at dirtygymmembers@TheDirtyGym.com.

Option-2 // LIVE Pump-Bootcamps (Sign-Up NOW!)

ON-SALE NOW at our Events Page!

We’ve had a growing number of Clients join us on Zoom just to have their A$$es handed to them 4x per week by the lovely Coaches Bethany Lassen & Casey Strope. We’re going to continue this training option while it still makes sense for you guys!

• Price: $50/2-Weeks

• Days-: Monday / Tuesday / Thursday / Friday @ 6PM

• Program: Hustle@Home Program

• Staff: Boss-Bethany or Princess-of-Pain Casey

  
  

Option-3 // Our Online Coach Beta (Reserve now!)

OK, this is super secret — We’re leveraging our Decades of Experience and have teamed up with a Cutting Edge Coaching Platform to Change the way we work with Clients!

We will be reaching out to all our existing Remote Coaching Clients, and moving them into a new Beta Program with all new tools to make your experience with an Online DG Coach more personal & interactive! We’re really excited about this one — but we can’t disclose many details just yet.

If you just sank a bunch of $$$ on a home-gym setup or are struggling to chase down your Goals without a Coach… Reach out to us at dirtygymmembers@TheDirtyGym.com before June 1st and we may be able to add you to our growing roster of Online Athletes, and help us craft the future of how we do Personalized Coaching!