DG Rules of the Road
OPEN HOURS - RULES OF THE ROAD:
Welcome to The Dirty Gym. We have extended open hours and it’s a dope facility. Let’s keep it that way for Everyone! If you don’t… WE WILL FIND YOU.
Here’s your LIST:
1.BE-COOL
No-Assholery. Our Coaches can take exception in response.
2.KEEP-IT-CLEAN & PUT-IT-BACK
You Touch-it, you Spray-it! You’re gross, and no one wants your sweat-flop on them. We also don’t care if it’s heavy, you’re tired, and it was in the wrong place when you found it. Violators will be submitted to the community for vigilante justice!
3.USE-SAFETIES & SPOTTERS
Always use safety Face-Savers, Chains, Safeties, and Clips. Perform life-changing lifts only when you have trust in your own Spotters & Safety. If you’ve never done something, and are unsure, then 4AM by yourself is not the time.
4.STRANGER DANGER
No Tail-gating folks inside. Strangers will knock on doors and windows. Members & Staff will have Keys. All our info is on our door & website.
5. WATCH YOUR STUFF
We have no lost & found, and we will put your good stuff on eBay. So keep it all close and take it with you.
6. SHARE THE RADIO
Having your PR busting EMO-Thrash-Metal song on infinite repeat for everyone else to enjoy isn’t a good look. Also, the volume can go below 100%.
7. BOXING & SPARING
We don’t offer Boxing, and you’re not a Boxing-Coach. We also don’t offer MMA, Jiu-Jitsu, Professional Wrestling, Pet or Child-Care. Even if Google thinks we do.
8. BATHROOMS & SUPPLIES
If you wreck them, we will tell everyone it was you. Also… Let us know if you have any idea why we use so much toilet paper, or why chalk-buckets explode on the Jerk boxes.
9. DOORS, WINDOWS, & OUTDOOR EQUIPMENT
Never prop open doors or windows. Gear can only be used outside during Coached Hours. History tells us you’ll leave it open, it will be outside, and we’ll have a new cat.
10. LET US KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS!!!!!
Staff should know before we walk into something, or hear about it on Instagram: